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The Tiny Chef

The four year old asked me if he could eat the fresh cranberries in the kitchen. I said no, they’re too sour plain and I am making them into cranberry sauce. He thinks for a moment and with a contemplative air states that cranberry sauce is a little sweet and sour. After what I presume was a pause for dramatic effect and a look of epiphany he says, “These would be good in barbecue sauce.”

I see the invention of cranberry barbecue sauce in our near future.

”I’m sorry mom, those days are gone.” My daughter’s response when I told her she used to like California roll. She ordered all kinds of crazy stuff instead.

I tell my son he has to wait when he asks for the thousandth time if we’re going to California yet.

He leaves and returns moments later staggering under the weight of a dumbbell and drops it near my feet saying “Here”.

Can’t decide if he just reached smartass level: infinite or he’s really, really literal.

Shit my kids say

"Mama, you’re a midget. That’s okay, I’m a midget, too. I still love you." Garrett, 3

"Your lady muscles are awesome, Mom." Caira, 7

And why yes, lady muscles are awesome. And I have no idea where my son got the whole midget thing. I maintain we are petite. Petite, dammit.

I made this happen. Awkward poking, many failures, countless accidental decapitations. Huh. Gardening imitates life.

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Aug 3, 2013

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